Tuktuk Potato

★ トゥクトゥクポテト ★ the most powerfull potato on chian ★

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TC:\\TUKTUK\\welcome.exe
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$TUKTUK POTATO

gm fren. welcom to the offical home of the worlds most powerfull and silliest potato. he has no job. he has no plan. he has only vibez and a blockchian. 🥔 トゥクトゥク!

tuktuk doesnt no what a candle is but he is alredy up 9000% (acording to him). pleez clap.

loding hopium...
downlading carbs...
tuktuk potato hero
NEW!
tuktuk walking
tuktuk strolling

TUKTUK IS WALKING TO THE MOON 🥔 ムーンへ歩く

Tabowt_tuktuk.txt — Notpad
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who is tuktuk??

tuktuk is a smol potato who acidentally got famus on the internet. he spends most of his day staring at his compooter wondering why the line go down. 😟 なぜ?

he is emotinally unstabel but extremly loveable. some say he is just a potato. we say he is THE potato. there is a big diference (we dont no what it is).

★ fun fakt: tuktuk has cried 47 times today and it is only 9am ★

staring.exestaring.exe
emotinalemotinal
doomscrolldoomscroll
he tryedhe tryed
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Ttokenomiks.xls — totaly real numbrs
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TOKENOMIKS 📊

  • 🥔 potato holders69%
  • 😭 cry fund15%
  • 🍟 snak reserve10%
  • ❓ tuktuk forgot6%

* numbrs may not add up. tuktuk failed math. 数学だめ。

tuktuk doing tokenomics
Tgalery.exe — hover the potatos!!
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☟ hover over evry potato to reveel his deepest secrets ☟ ホバーして!

tuktuk in toiletskibidi

he fell in. he is fine. probly.

sleepy tuktukzzz

dreemin about green candels 💤

cozy tuktukcomfy

this is his safe space. do not sell.

loving tuktukluv u

tuktuk luvs u even if u paper hand

tuktuk in boxshipped

delivverd fresh. no refuns.

fancy tuktukbizniz

CEO of potato. very profesional.

proud tuktukwinnr

he did a thing!! we r so proud 🌟

crying tuktuksad hrs

dont wory he crys evry day its normal

tuktuk walking
tuktuk strolling

TUKTUK IS WALKING TO THE MOON 🥔 ムーンへ歩く

Thow_2_buy.hlp
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HOW 2 BUY (its ez) 買い方

STEP 1

STEP 1

get a wallet. tuktuk uses one but he lost the password.

STEP 2

STEP 2

put sum SOL in it. not ur rent munny. ok mayb a litle.

STEP 3

STEP 3

go to pump.fun and swap for $TUKTUK. clik the buton.

STEP 4

STEP 4

congratz u are now a potato. welcom 2 the famly 🥔

verifing ur potato status...
Tlore.txt — TOP SEKRET
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tuktuk lore

THE LEGEND 🥔📜

long long ago in a kitchin far away, a potato roled off the counter and refused to be cooked. he sed "no thx i wil be famus instead". nobody beleeved him. 昔々…

he learnd to walk. he learnd to cry. he learnd to use a phone (badly). and one fatefull nite he discoverd the blockchian and never sleeped agen.

today tuktuk is a simbol of hope for all smol confuzed creetures. he has stil not been cooked. legend continuez. ✊

$TUKTUK 2 THE MOONポテトbuy hi sell hierundefeeted potatoNOT FINANCAL ADVISEtuktuk loves uwen lambo??美味しいpowered by carbs$TUKTUK 2 THE MOONポテトbuy hi sell hierundefeeted potatoNOT FINANCAL ADVISEtuktuk loves uwen lambo??美味しいpowered by carbs
Tfaq.exe — frequently askd ?s
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F.A.Q. ❓ よくある質問

Q: is tuktuk gona make me rich??

A: no. mayb. probly not. but he luvs u.

Q: is this finacal advise?

A: absolutly NOT. tuktuk cant even spel finance.

Q: why is he always crying?

A: he saw the chart. also thats just his face.

Q: can i pet the potato?

A: yes. he wud like that very much. 🥔

Q: wen moon??

A: tuktuk says soon™. he has been saying soon for 3 yrs.

tuktuk loves you

thx 4 reeding. tuktuk luvs u 🥔